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T-Shirt
The Bare Metal Series: GENERATED Heavyweight Streetwear Tee — Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight
$63.57
Execution over abstraction.
Strip away the comforting abstractions of modern software and everyday consumer design with The Bare Metal Series. Built for architects, engineers, and operators who don't have time to decode polite user interfaces, this piece transforms elite computer science terminology into heavy-weight architectural apparel.
The MONAD design dives straight into functional programming purity—defining the monadic bind operator (>>=) as a monoid in the category of endofunctors. If they have to ask, they aren't ready to chain the side effects.
Engineered on Shaka Wear's professional-grade 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight blank, this shirt acts as physical armor against mediocre execution. Featuring dense 16 singles heavy-duty knitting, a high stretch-proof collar with a 2% lycra rib, and a relaxed, boxy streetwear silhouette with a slight drop shoulder, it offers an uncompromising, structured drape that holds its shape through industrial wear.
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The Design: High-contrast typography featuring the exact Haskell type signature for the monadic bind operator (
m -> (a -> m b) -> m b), styled like a vintage hardware diagnostic asset. -
The Fabric: 100% USA cotton (Heather Grey features 90/10 cotton/polyester; Charcoal Grey features 50/50 cotton/polyester) with shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape and double-needle stitching at stress points.
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The Feel: Thick, rigid, and substantial. No fluff, no boilerplate—just absolute system state permanence.
A clean, understated T-Shirt made for everyday wear and quiet self-expression. The front features a subtle, low-contrast printed design that gives the shirt a gently worn, vintage feel without overwhelming your outfit. Its substantial cotton fabric feels grounded and breathable—easy to wear with denim, layered under a jacket, or styled as part of a relaxed streetwear look. The pigment-dyed finish adds character over time, while reinforced construction keeps it ready for repeat wear, weekend plans, casual gatherings, and laid-back gifting moments.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton construction for breathable, comfortable wear
- Heavy 7.5 oz./yd² densely knit fabric for a smooth printing surface
- Pigment-dyed finish creates a retro vintage appearance
- Lycra ribbing provides flexibility and a snug neckline fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape, reinforced seams, and double-needle stitching improve durability
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 26.50 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 31.50 | 33.00 | 35.00 | 37.00 | 39.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 17.50 | 18.50 | 20.50 | 22.50 | 24.50 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.25 | 20.00 | 21.25 | 22.50 | 23.50 | 24.50 | 25.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Shaka Wear SHGD, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland