T-Shirt

The Bare Metal Series: SIMULATED Heavyweight Streetwear Tee — Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight

$36.24

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In stock (Managed by Dick)
SKU:
32903829904784205291
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Execution over abstraction.

Strip away the comforting abstractions of modern software and everyday consumer design with The Bare Metal Series. Built for architects, engineers, and high-earning operators who don't have time to decode polite user interfaces, this piece transforms elite computer science and systems terminology into heavyweight, architectural apparel.

The SIMULATED design captures the fluid, elusive state of virtualized environments and digital illusion. Featuring custom italicized typography with fluid, waving cuts that mimic scanning interference, this shirt represents the boundary where physical hardware ends and digital logic begins. It’s a design for those who build, control, and manipulate the environments others merely inhabit.

Engineered on Shaka Wear's professional-grade 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight blank, this shirt acts as physical armor against mediocre execution. Featuring dense 16 singles heavy-duty knitting, a high stretch-proof collar with a 2% lycra rib, and a relaxed, boxy streetwear silhouette with a slight drop shoulder, it offers an uncompromising, structured drape that holds its shape through industrial wear.

  • The Design: High-contrast, wavy-distortion "SIMULATED" typography with an italicized sweep. Features tiny system console sub-text: [ENV: ISOLATED] // HOST: HYPERVISOR // STATE: VIRTUALIZED and SYS_ERR: reality_bounds_not_found (0x0F).

  • The Sleeves: Asymmetric operational stamps. A vibrant high-vis contrast block on the left arm and a stark cybernetic bracket stamp on the right arm anchor the boxy drop-shoulder cut without clutter.

  • The Fabric: 100% USA cotton (Heather Grey features 90/10 cotton/polyester; Charcoal Grey features 50/50 cotton/polyester) with shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape and double-needle stitching at stress points.

  • The Feel: Thick, rigid, and substantial. No fluff, no boilerplate—just absolute system state permanence.

 

A clean, understated T-Shirt made for everyday wear and quiet self-expression. The front features a subtle, low-contrast printed design that gives the shirt a gently worn, vintage feel without overwhelming your outfit. Its substantial cotton fabric feels grounded and breathable—easy to wear with denim, layered under a jacket, or styled as part of a relaxed streetwear look. The pigment-dyed finish adds character over time, while reinforced construction keeps it ready for repeat wear, weekend plans, casual gatherings, and laid-back gifting moments.

Product features
- 100% USA cotton construction for breathable, comfortable wear
- Heavy 7.5 oz./yd² densely knit fabric for a smooth printing surface
- Pigment-dyed finish creates a retro vintage appearance
- Lycra ribbing provides flexibility and a snug neckline fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape, reinforced seams, and double-needle stitching improve durability

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length, in 26.50 29.00 30.00 31.00 31.50 33.00 35.00 37.00 39.00
Chest Width (Laid Flat), in 17.50 18.50 20.50 22.50 24.50 26.50 28.00 30.00 32.00
Sleeve Length, in 16.00 17.00 18.25 20.00 21.25 22.50 23.50 24.50 25.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Shaka Wear SHGD, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Close up: The Bare Metal Series: SIMULATED Heavyweight Streetwear Tee — Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight

[ System log ]

  • > Grid 3 validated requisition
  • > UNIT-04 status: tolerating it
  • > Fluorescent hum holding at 60 Hz
  • > Break room microwave: occupied (perpetual)
  • > Routing logic reports: you were due